|Dr. Edward Upton|
His usually cold appearance is broken only by two things: his work, which he loves, and his daughter Ash, whom he dotes over. This is somewhat of a problem due to the generally good, but much more distant, relationship he had with his daughter when she was a boy.
In general, most people in town consider Dr. Upton to be pretty creepy, at least in part for his penchant of remembering better his patients' privates than their faces, but being a nationally renowned doctor who is frequently called to conventions to lecture, he still has a very lucrative practice.